Still Off His Rocker
September 22nd, 2006 by Michael Stephens
Remember John Rocker? The guy who was a nasty reliever for about a year and a half, then was exposed a nasty individual?
Well, he’s still out there, somewhere, trying to (re)make a name for himself. From his new website, JohnRocker.net, we’ve determined that he supports people with disabilities, the NYPD, Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, even cuddly little kittens.
It’s quite moving. Our favorite part of Rocker’s site (besides the event schedule or the information about booking John for your next event), is his bio, which reads:
Rocker joined the Big Leagues in 1998, where he would close for the next 3 1/2 years. He pitched in two National League Championships and one World Series. He pitched 21 1/3 scoreless playoff innings.
After attempting a comeback to baseball with the Long Island Ducks in 2005, Rocker decided to give up the game and focus on his other businesses, real estate developments and IP Promotions, Inc., a streaming video company.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there appear to be a few noteworthy moments omitted from the Statesboro, Ga., native’s life story. Something about New York’s #7 Train comes to mind? People deserve second chances and all, but come on. Rocker makes Forrest Gump quotes seem profound… and at least that guy was actually nice.
