NHL Defeats NFL, Record Low In Hell
November 27th, 2007 by Lucas DwyerOn a day when Hell reported a record low of 85 degrees, the NHL accomplished a rare feat by defeating the NFL for the first time in 64 years.
Not since the NFL had it’s last 0-0 tie in 1963 has the NHL ever had all of its scheduled games score more goals than points scored in an NFL game. The Steelers and Dolphins could only muster three points on a rain soaked Monday evening, but Buffalo defeated Washington 3-1 and Edmonton defeated Columbus 3-1 to go along with Boston over Philadelphia 6-3 and Dallas over the New York Islanders 3-2.
“Ice Hockey” for Nintendo; a legendary game in the late ’80s.
While many of the whiny NFLers will claim they didn’t know there was a competition going on, they’re lying. The loss is so devastating to the NFL, Roger Goodell is rumored to have convened an emergency meeting of the NFL owners to talk about how such an embarrassing situation could be avoided in the future. Meanwhile, Gary Bettman was heard telling friends and family that the upset win assures him at least two more years as the NHLs top man.
