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Mistress of Barry Bonds, Kimberly Bell, to Pose in Playboy

July 24th, 2007 by Levi Matthews

Everyone knows Barry Bonds is on steroids.

Now, everyone will soon know what his former mistress looks like in the buff. How come? Because Kimberly Bell is set to pose nude in Playboy.

Kimberly Bell and Barry Bonds

“The opportunity was there, and I took it,” she told The Associated Press in a phone interview Monday. The photo shoot “was one of the most liberating experiences of my life.”

Well, okay then.

Bell also says she’ll talk even more about her relationship with Bonds, which should make for an exciting read. Especially when she says stuff such as:

“If I had more self-esteem when I was younger,” she said, “I wouldn’t have been caught up with such a rotten man.”

Kristin Cavallari Reads Up on Barry Bonds

March 28th, 2007 by Levi Matthews

Kristin Cavallari is best known for her rich, slutty ways on the former MTV reality series, Laguna Beach.

In other words: many men have rounded third base and headed for home with this beauty. Maybe that’s why she’s seen below, reading about the greatest baseball player of the steroids generation: Barry Bonds.

Kristin Cavallari

Coffee in hand, Kristin is set with Love Me, Hate Me: Barry Bonds and the Making of a an Antihero as she boards her flight from Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday. We hope Cavallari isn’t getting any ideas about bedding this slugger, though.

You know what steroids do to the genitals, right?

Time For Giants to Pull the Plug On Barry Bonds

January 16th, 2007 by Michael Stephens

They’ve given $126 million to Barry Zito, but the coming weeks will really show us what the San Francisco Giants are made of.

They have a chance to make a statement, to stand up for what’s right. To preserve the integrity of Hank Aaron and what little Major League Baseball has left.

Barry BondsWhat do they need to do? Nothing.

That’s right, cut off negotiations with Barry Bonds. Issue a statement that the club is beginning a youth movement and has decided to go in a new direction. Then watch with delight as no team in the league picks him up and the steroids era meets its bitter (if only symbolic) end.

Okay, that’s wishful thinking. It take serious cojones to bid adieu to any franchise player - much less a man that has spent 14 years with the team, won countless awards, obliterated records and surpassed all but one on the all-time home run list.

It seems insane to walk away from their one-year, $16 million verbal deal with Bonds now, with him needing just 22 home runs to pass Hank Aaron and become baseball’s all-time home run king. But would anyone be upset? Does anyone argue it would be better for San Francisco?

Granted, I live 3,000 miles away from McCovey Cove. Perhaps there are half a dozen Bonds sympathizers lurking somewhere, or casual fans who just want to witness the record being broken. But I speak for the majority of fans when in saying I hope this contemptible prima donna never plays again.

When Bonds missed all but the final weeks of the 2005 season, I prayed that was it. I let myself believed that the game dodged a bullet. But he made his way back, and now it’s up to the Giants to pull the plug on a career that is perhaps the game’s most accomplished - and definitely its most heartbreaking.

Seriously. This is a gift - a chance to bail without shame. The Giants could blame it on Bonds’ failed drug test, after it was revealed last week that during the ‘06 season, the lefty tested positive for amphetamines. Or, they could cite the high injury risk he poses. Or the circus effect. Or the fact that there are far better uses for $16 million, even in this inflated market.

There’s also, you know, the perjury charge he’s being investigated for. In the BALCO case, dating back to the grand jury in 2003. Really, whatever route they want to take, it’s there. Just do it. Please.

Because if the Giants let Bonds go, there’s no way another team signs him. No one will cough up the kind of money he wants, agree to play him in left field, or want to deal with the headaches. He’ll be forced to retire and end his career on the most sour note imaginable - appropriate, given his unquestioned place as one of the most boorish, abrasive and disgraceful figures in sports history.

San Francisco - and any other team contemplating signing Bonds for a box office boost in the event he hits the open market - needs to consider its place in history. Hank Aaron earned his place in history and should hold the sport’s most cherished record until he’s surpassed by someone worthy.

The all-time home-run king can’t be a joke. He just can’t. We’ve already seen the demise of Roger Maris‘ single-season record 61 to Bonds, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire. Legends of the game shouldn’t have their records broken by individuals who changed their bodies with the aid of illegal, performance-enhancing substances. Not any longer.

If the events of last week are any indication, the writers might be able to keep Bonds out of the Baseball Hall of Fame. But records matter, too, and the all-time home-run mark will be his if the Giants don’t walk away. Bonds’ name won’t be expunged from the history books. It all comes down to you, San Francisco. Do what’s right. Do it for all of us.