Archive for July, 2007

Mistress of Barry Bonds, Kimberly Bell, to Pose in Playboy

July 24th, 2007 by Levi Matthews

Everyone knows Barry Bonds is on steroids.

Now, everyone will soon know what his former mistress looks like in the buff. How come? Because Kimberly Bell is set to pose nude in Playboy.

Kimberly Bell and Barry Bonds

“The opportunity was there, and I took it,” she told The Associated Press in a phone interview Monday. The photo shoot “was one of the most liberating experiences of my life.”

Well, okay then.

Bell also says she’ll talk even more about her relationship with Bonds, which should make for an exciting read. Especially when she says stuff such as:

“If I had more self-esteem when I was younger,” she said, “I wouldn’t have been caught up with such a rotten man.”

Cynthia Rodriguez, Wife of Alex Rodriguez, Has Important Message

July 4th, 2007 by Michael Stephens

Cynthia Rodriguez: F-RodMove over, Stray-Rod. We’ve got F-Rod!

So many rods to discuss as controversy continues to swirl around superstar Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

His wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, stayed surprisingly cool a month ago when reports of A-Rod’s philandering hit the press.

But she may have flipped her lid this week when she went to a game in The Bronx wearing a tight-fitting tank top bearing this on the back:

“F*%k you.”

Given that this was on the back of the normally composed Cynthia Rodriguez, many were taken aback… especially those seated behind her.

The obscene phrase was visible to many fans - kids included - as she, their 2-year-old daughter, Natasha, and another woman took their seats.

“[One] father, was so embarrassed, he got up and left and took his son,” who appeared to be about 10 years old, a fan said.

“I mean this kid was right in back of Cynthia Rodriguez. His nose must have been about 4 inches away from the words ‘F*%k you.’”

Cynthia Rodriguez’s F-word antics violate Yankee policy, which prohibits any banners or signs that are not in “good taste” and warns that anyone “using foul language” or “making obscene gestures” may be ejected.

Still, when fans let security know about Cynthia Rodriguez’s classy four-letter garment yesterday, nothing was done about it.

“It was noted by police and security,” one fan said. “I guess you don’t kick A-Rod’s wife out of the game.”

Cynthia’s etiquette comes after she was humiliated by her straying hubby’s jetting around the U.S. and Canada with a busty, blond Las Vegas stripper and Playboy wannabe named Joslyn Noel Morse.

Is that who the tank top’s message is directed at? Or is it the media? Brian Cashman? Derek Jeter? A-Rod himself? We may never know.