Tom Brady: Going for Two with Gisele?
March 9th, 2007 by Levi MatthewsThe NFL Draft is coming up in April. And while few experts expect the Patriots to select an offensive lineman, it’s obvious Tom Brady needs more protection at this point.
After all, the hunk of a quarterback has already knocked up ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynhan - and rumors are swiring that he’s actually done it again with new gal pal, Gisele Bundchen. Bill Belichick may wanna send in Vinny Testaverde for a few snaps.
He’s so old, there’s probably no fear that his sexual passes can be completed anymore … if you know what we mean!
Still, there are worse things in the world than fathering a pair of babies with beautiful women. Like just being Kobe Bryant.
Anyway, if Brady is looking to impregnate more women than he as Super Bowl trophies, we wonder who’s next. Maria Sharapova is over 18 now, Tom. We’re just sayin.
