Tony Romo Pines For Jessica Simpson
November 6th, 2006 by Michael StephensDuring yesterday’s Cowboys-Redskins game, Troy Aikman, Joe Buck and the rest of the Fox crew shared some things you might not know about Dallas quarterback Tony Romo. These facts included his celebrity crush… none other than pop singer and one-time Dallas-area resident Jessica Simpson.
Yes, he no longer rides the pine — he just pines for Jess. We know what you’re thinking. What would a bombshell like Jessica Simpson possibly see in a backup signal-caller named Tony Romo. And that’s a very valid question. But let’s think it through before writing off the pride of Burlington, Wisconsin.
Despite ridicule from some observers, the third-year pro and former Walter Payton Award winner has played well since taking over for Drew Bledsoe. Were it not for Terrell Owens‘ ineptitude (drop some more passes, idiot) and a flukish ending to yesterday’s game, he’d be 2-0 as a starter.
Since divorcing Nick Lachey, her dating pool has been drier than the West Texas desert she grew up in. She needs a down-to-earth guy, one who hasn’t had everything handed to him. One who knows what he wants and is not afraid to take his licks. She needs Tony Romo!
Plus, there’s something about Jessica Simpson that just screams Dallas Cowboy cheerleader material. Probably the insanely hot body and lack of intelligence.
November 7th, 2006 at 6:00 pm
great little bit of football reporting. i can’t believe i didn’t think of that pair myself….
the real question is: which celebrity do you think has the cojones to keep t.o. in check?…
November 14th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Tony Romo is stright up the biggest dork I have ever met. I try not to hate but it’s the truth.
November 16th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Not a bad concept. There’s nothing wrong with either of these people and if they can find romance then cool. BUT, being a Cowboy Fan and personally digging what Romo is bringing to the table right now, the last thing in the World we need to see is Romo being distracted and if you’re with Jessica, you’re gonna be distracted. There’s no getting around that. She’s just way too much female. Of course I want Tony to be happy but Jess, please girl, let’s wait until he wins a Super Bowl then go have kids with him for all I care.
November 21st, 2006 at 1:20 pm
As a birds fan this is wonderful news, our season is over, and once Jessica realizes what a dumbass she is dating, tony will be so emotionally distraught, and once again the cowgirls will be looking for another quarterback in the offseason
November 21st, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Your such a dumb ass! Nice season from the birds by the way! Funny how the Cowboys switch to a rookie QB and they are still able to have a better season. Winning at that. And another thing, Who is one of the top Qb’s in the NFL? Yea Dumbass! Think before you write.
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:31 am
The birds…..haha im sorry. I wouldnt go around telling people im a “birds” fan if you paid me. But then again you are apparently a “dumbass” so i guess it all makes sense. Romo is the best thing thats happened to dallas since Bill took over coaching. How about those Arkansas Razorbacks!!!!
November 22nd, 2006 at 4:58 pm
I wish my name was Tony Romo!! I’d have Jess Say: You score, I score. Who Are the Birds anyway?
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Stephen Michaels Says:
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Dear Michael Stephens:
Thank you so much for enlightening us with your profound pontification. A few points you may have overlooked:
1) Jessica Simpson is not attractive, not real, not intelligent, and has a sister that looks like a troll.
2) An undrafted QB who enters a situation with TO, Terry Glenn, Jason Witten, Julius Jones, Marion Barber, and the Cowboys’ O-Line and finds success shouldn’t be heralded as a hero by anyone with a true sense of logic.
3) Combine the above with a grown man who has a “celebrity crush” and I think you may have found a true “no-talent assclown”.
3) It’s hard to admit, but Mayer actually does possess a fair amount of songwriting, guitar playing, and comedic talent. I know it’s rough, but a bit of research helps support a statement.
4) If you had the ability in your life to do just a single thing that was even mistakably close to recording a song like “Your Body is a Wonderland”, you might not have to spend your time writing about other peoples’ lives and would figure out that anyone with a goatee and a ponytail in 2006 is not a self-respecting man. Moreover, he’s most likely a nerd douchebag who actually uses the term “blog” when describing himself.
November 23rd, 2006 at 6:45 pm
I nailed Jessica in Vegas. It’s not all that. Tony should take a page from his quarterback predicessor Drew Bledsoe and go 3 n’ out with her LOL
January 10th, 2007 at 1:25 am
u mest up at the wild card romo.i waz counting on u and now because of that u got dump by Jessica Simpson.Boy, u screwed up
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
You guys, they were never even dating: it was just Jess’s Dad’s way of scring football tickets. Him and Carrie Underwood…well, that’s a different story…
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:33 pm
WOW U PPL R SO DUMB JESS & TONY HAVE NEVER EVEN MET SO STOP BEATING EACH OTHER UP ABOUT SUCH A STUPID TOPIC BTW GO COLTS WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 11th, 2007 at 3:17 am
lol jizzyjeff, IF ONLY!!
November 30th, 2007 at 10:17 am
hahaha tony romo has no talent??? are you out ur bird?? Romo has outplayed some of the best quarterbacks in the league for example Payton Mannning, cowboys r at 11-1 right now and ur tellin me romo has no talent pshhhh
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Man all you people think you know whats good for the both of them, but if you really think about it no on really even knows these two personally so I dont know why you think you need to be talkin shit about them. I think they can handle this relationship on there own w/o any of you guys help and Romo has a hell of alot more talent than any of you Im sure. As for Jessica I’m sure that alot of you are just jelouse that your not famouse like she is and so I think that everyone should keep there negativity to themselves. If they make so be it if not then on to the next for the both of them.
December 9th, 2007 at 2:17 am
I could’nt agree more Michelle!
I hope they make it to, id like to see her move out of LA.
Work is the reason why Jessica moved out of Dallas, it would be great if love brought her back!
January 16th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Listen Jessica Simpson is not even a good actress or singer so she must be good a only one thing. Have you ever heard her talk? Nick was smart to get rid of her before she had any children. All her dad is doing is whoring her out like he is doing with her sister. She is out looking for someone with money and oh my god… he just got a big deal with the Boys. Carrie Underwood is much better looking and can sing circles around Jessica.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:05 am
Very nice Dallas Cowboys information. I hope to be in Dallas for a game this fall.