Window Flags: Stop the Insanity!
September 9th, 2006 by The PunditThe Pundit lives in an area of the country that is consumed by SEC footbal on weekends. Tennessee, Georgia, and Alabama all have huge fan bases and The Pundit is stuck right in the middle of it. Normally, it is not a bad thing for The Pundit to be sitting in ground zero of a zealous college football lovefest, but one habit of these SEC looneys has to go.
Window flags. 
Driving to work the other day, The Pundit counted 10 cars with Vols flags whipping in the wind. He also took note of a few Bulldogs fans and a Crimson Tide admirer. All in a stretch of five miles! This is some serious bullsh!t and has to stop. The Pundit can live with all the trappings of serious fan idolatry (beer holders, flags flying in front of houses, even babies wearing jerseys), but not window flags.
There is nothing more annoying than seeing some jacka$$ flying down the highway sporting his Tennessee/Georgia/Alabama flag as if the vanity plates and bumper stickers weren’t enough to advertise his/her football allegiances. Okay, so you’d give Phil Fulmer a hummer in a heartbeat or take in the can from Mark Richt or toss Mike Shula’s salad if given the opportunity — WE GET IT, ALREADY!
Take the f&!@ing flag off your car! The Pundit supposes he could live with the flags if they were only flown on game day, but people are starting to leave them on all season long. Enough already, people! Be a crazy fan and bleed your school colors, but the window flags are annoying and you know it!
