The Sports Truth

Just two weeks after announcing his separation from Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown took his single self to the Las Vegas strip. Tiring of feeling sorry for himself and getting busy with mistress Karrine Steffans, Brown arrived in Vegas Friday ready to blow off some steam.

He’s keeping some exclusive company, too. Saturday, Whitney’s soon-to-be ex was observed partying at Pure nightclub at Caesars Palace with none other than former World Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson.

The two were reportedly in good spirits, refraining from assaulting or eating anybody as they cheerily greeted fans while making their way through the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. It’s a good thing no one asked Mike what the f*%k is up with the tattoo on his face.

What stands out about this report? Apparently, there are still fans of a singer that hasn’t had a hit in over a decade and a convicted rapist who hasn’t won a real bout in about that long. One can only guess what would ensue if these “fans” laid eyes on an actual celebrity.

Bedlam. Then again, there seem to be fans of John Rocker out there, too. Or at least people who will do business with him. Possibly. Forget it.

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