Compulsive Gambling Wisdom: Go Clock!

September 26th, 2006 by Levi Matthews

When you’re a small-time gambling addict with an appreciation for the absurd, it’s simply too easy to plop down $10 against the Saints.

You and your friend Alexander Hamilton must instead bet on the Saints… and the Falcons. To be more specific, that neither team will score in the first 7:07 of their Monday Night battle in the Big Easy. That’s right. I was pulling for the clock.

The logic involved in this wager was four-fold:

  1. The Saints are not good, and therefore would not score early
  2. Atlanta runs the football often, so any drive would consume time
  3. As opposed to wagering on Atlanta and subsequently feeling bad betting against beleaguered New Orleans, this provided guilt-free fun
  4. It was a funny bet

It seemed so right. Of course, three plays from scrimmage, 90 seconds and one blocked punt later, the Saints took a 7-0 lead and never looked back. Good times.

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